140 Funny Golf Club Names That Keep the Game Light

Whether you’re swinging like a pro or spending more time in the sand trap, having a hilarious team name makes every round more fun. From weekend warriors to fantasy leagues and charity scrambles, there’s nothing like a good laugh to go with your golf game.

That’s why we’ve rounded up the best funny golf club names to help your crew stand out on the scorecard—and maybe distract the competition. These names are perfect for matching shirts, group chats, or just giving your foursome a little extra swagger. Ready to tee off with a laugh? Let’s dive into the list.

Punny Golf Club Names

If you love a good play on words, this is your sweet spot. These names use clever wordplay to combine classic golf terms with everyday phrases or dad-joke humor. They’re witty, lighthearted, and perfect for groups that love to laugh just as much as they love to swing.

Putterly Ridiculous
Fore Real
Tee’d Off
Club Sandwich
The Slice Is Right
Fore Play
Tee Time Travelers
The Par-tee People
Shank You Very Much
Fairway to Heaven
Par for the Course
Ball Busters
Irony Club
Drive Me Crazy
Mull It Over
Tee It Like It Is
Wedgie Wedges
Grip It and Whiff
Rough Stuff
Caddie Issues

Names That Make Fun of Your Game

Let’s be real—most of us aren’t hitting under par. These names fully embrace the chaos, flubs, and friendly frustration that come with golf. If you and your crew are out there more for the vibes than the score, these self-deprecating picks are a perfect fit.

The Bogeymen
Hook, Slice, and Sinker
Lost Ball Legends
Par-fect Disaster
Rough Riders
Shankapotamus
Hack Attack
Sand Trap Survivors
The Mulligans
Fairway to Fail
Swing and a Miss
Putt Putt Panic
Off Course Crew
Whiff Wizards
Out of Bounds Bros
Team Triple Bogey
Cart Path Only
No Par Intended
Miss Hits
Club Dropouts

Classy but Still Funny Names

Looking for a name that sounds upscale but still brings the laughs? This category is all about blending golf’s posh reputation with a touch of cheekiness. These names are ideal for private clubs, league teams, or anyone who wants to sound elite without taking themselves too seriously.

The Royal Foreces
Gentlemen of the Green
The Fairway Fellows
Pars and Cigars
Birdie Boys Club
The Greenside Gentlemen
Divot Diplomats
Tee Time Tuxedos
Velvet Putters
Back Nine Society
The Polished Putters
Champagne and Chips
Gold Tee Society
The Albatross Alliance
Masters of Mulligans
Proper Pars
Foremal Attire
The Elite Irons
Country Club Chaos
Tartan Swingers

Golf Crew Names Based on Pop Culture

Bring a little TV, movie, or music magic to your foursome with names that riff on pop culture faves. These titles are instantly recognizable and add an extra layer of fun—whether you’re a Swiftie, a Star Wars fanatic, or just a fan of punny remixes.

Caddyshacked
Putterface (like Pokerface)
Tee Swift
Game of Irons
Lord of the Swings
The Ballfather
Parks and Recreationals
Star Slice
Stranger Swings
Breaking Bad Lies
The Golfather
Birdie Beatz
Happy Gilmores
Swingin’ Things
The Par Wars
Sultans of Swing
Fifty Shades of Green
The Office Putters
The Shank Redemption
Whack Panther

Slightly Inappropriate or Edgy Names

For adults only, please! These names are a little rowdy, a little cheeky, and perfect for bachelor parties, guy trips, or friends who thrive on inside jokes and R-rated humor. They walk the line between playful and “should we put this on a T-shirt?”

Fore Skin
Whackin’ Balls
Stroke It Lucky
Balls Deep
Grip It and Sip It
Tee Bags
Caddy Daddy
Hookers in the Rough
Just the Tip (of the tee)
The Shaft Shufflers
Swingers Anonymous
Bogey Nights
The Sand Witches
Golf Claps and Slaps
Hazard Hustlers
Choke Up Chumps
Dirty Drivers
R-rated Rounds
19th Hole Hangovers
Green Gas Passers

Golf Cart Gang Names

If the cart is your favorite part of the game, this one’s for you. These names celebrate the joy of cruising the course, honking horns, and making those long rides between holes unforgettable. Whether you’re team chill or full throttle, there’s a cart-themed name for you.

The Cartel
Turf Burners
Drive-Bys
Pimp My Ride (Cart Edition)
Club Cruisers
Zoom Zoom Boom
Fairway Flyers
Gassed Up Greens
Caddie Crew
Sidecar Strollers
Cruise Control Club
Cart Snobs
Rollin’ Irons
Wheelie Good Time
Bogey Mobiles
The Cart Jockeys
Full Throttle Foursome
Honk If You Shank
Cruise & Booze
Road Hazard

Themed Team Names (Animals, Weather, Drinks, Etc.)

Sometimes the best names come from the weirdest inspirations. This group pulls ideas from animals, the elements, and everyone’s favorite 19th hole beverages. These are great for themed outfits, charity tournaments, or teams who love to let their personality shine through.