160 Funny Youth Soccer Team Names That Stand Out On Field

Choosing the right team name is half the fun when you’re organizing a soccer team full of energetic, silly, and spirited kids. Whether you’re a coach, a parent, or a team captain, a clever name can spark team pride and lots of laughs. That’s why we’ve rounded up the best funny youth soccer team names to help your crew stand out on the field.

From pun-filled picks to wild animal references and snack-inspired silliness, there’s a name here for every kind of little kicker. Get ready to score some smiles—before the whistle even blows.

Animal-Themed Funny Soccer Team Names

Animals are fast, fierce, and sometimes just plain goofy—kind of like your average group of youth soccer players. These wild and wacky team names bring out the beast mode in every kid, from sprinting squirrels to cuddly yet competitive koalas.

1. The Sneaky Squirrels

2. Llamas in Cleats

3. The Turbo Turtles

4. Panda Power FC

5. The Charging Cheetahs

6. Flamingo Footwork

7. The Giggling Gators

8. Sloth Squad

9. Koala Kickers

10. Otters United

11. The Waddling Penguins

12. Corgi Goal Patrol

13. Mighty Moose Mob

14. The Hopping Hedgehogs

15. Bearly Scoring

16. Alpaca Attack

17. Tiny Tigers FC

18. Zebras on Fire

19. The Rowdy Raccoons

20. Duck & Goal

Punny and Wordplay-Based Team Names

There’s no better way to make a name memorable than with a good pun. These team names use clever wordplay and soccer lingo to create names that are both funny and smart—perfect for kids who want to win laughs as well as games.

1. Goal Diggers

2. Net Results

3. Kickin’ It Old School

4. Goalden Girls

5. Not Fast, Just Furious

6. Net Ninjas

7. Shootin’ Boots

8. Game of Throw-Ins

9. The Goal Getters

10. Bend It Like Toddlers

11. Ctrl Alt Elite

12. Born to Kick

13. Offside Hustlers

14. Headers & Shoulders

15. Pitch Please

16. Goals Gone Wild

17. Toe-Tally Awesome

18. Netflix and Skill

19. Kick Back Crew

20. The Incredi-Kicks

Food-Inspired Soccer Team Names

Kids love snacks just as much as they love soccer (maybe more). These names are perfect for teams who play hard and eat harder, mixing deliciousness with team spirit in every bite-sized pun.

1. Hotdog Hustlers

2. The Mac Attacks

3. Banana Boots

4. Pizza Kickers

5. Snack Attack FC

6. Nacho Average Team

7. Popcorn Power

8. Chicken Nugget Champs

9. Gummy Goalies

10. Jellybean Jugglers

11. Mighty Meatballs

12. S’more Scorers

13. Burrito Blitz

14. Fruit Rollup Flyers

15. The Taco Tacklers

16. Cheese Puff Chasers

17. Cereal Shooters

18. Waffle Warriors

19. Ketchup Kick Club

20. Donut Stop Believin’

Silly and Random Team Names Just for Laughs

Sometimes, the best team names are the ones that make absolutely no sense. These silly and totally random picks are guaranteed to get giggles and make warm-ups way more fun—because who wouldn’t cheer for the Flying Noodles?

1. The Flying Noodles

2. Naptime Ninjas

3. Flaming Unicorns

4. Giggle Boots

5. The Wiggly Toes

6. Chaos Kicks

7. The Crayon Crew

8. Super Sock Squad

9. Unicorn Stampede

10. The Noisy Ninjas

11. Glitterball Gang

12. Runaway Socks FC

13. The Dizzy Dribblers

14. Bubble Wrap United

15. Soggy Sandwiches

16. The Funky Flamingos

17. Puddle Kickers

18. Couch Potato Kickers

19. Monkey Business United

20. The Goof Troop

Superhero and Pop Culture Inspired Names

If your team thinks they’re superheroes on the field (and honestly, they might be), these pop culture names are the perfect fit. Drawing from comics, movies, and cartoons, they add epic flair to every match.

1. The Kick Avengers

2. Goalbusters

3. Scooby Goals

4. Mario Midfielders

5. Justice League of Kicks

6. The Incredi-Kids

7. Toy Story Tacklers

8. Jedi Jukers

9. The MandalKicks

10. Hogwarts Hooligans

11. Minion Midfield Mayhem

12. Waka Flaka Flare FC

13. Pikachu Power Players

14. Spidey Shooters

15. Kicking Kombat

16. Power Kick Puffs

17. Dribble Rangers

18. Sonic Boomers

19. Looney Tooners FC

20. Frozen Goal Force

Team Names for Tiny Tots (Ages 3–6)

The tiniest players deserve the biggest laughs. These names are extra cute and extra fun, perfect for preschool-age teams just learning the joy of the game (and maybe still learning how to tie their cleats).

1. Teeny Treadmills

2. Little Booters

3. The Mini Kicks

4. Giggle Goals

5. Baby Ballers

6. Tiny Tornadoes

7. Toddler Takedown

8. Shoelace United

9. Mini Messis

10. Kinder Kickers

11. Tot Squad

12. Bumblefoot FC

13. Small but Mighty

14. Little League Legends

15. Peanut Power

16. Bumblebee Booters

17. Short Stuff Strikers

18. The Kickle Monsters

19. Sprout FC

20. Tots on Turf

Sassy and Bold Names for Pre-Teens

Older kids love a little attitude, and these names bring it in spades. With confidence, cheek, and a touch of trash talk, these picks are perfect for players who already know how to strut onto the pitch.

1. Messy but Messi

2. We Thought This Was Baseball

3. The Drama Llamas

4. Kick Queens

5. The Sass-tastics

6. One Kick Wonders

7. The Roasted Referees

8. Goalzilla

9. Swag on Turf

10. Penalty Box Rebels

11. The Comeback Kicks

12. Talkin’ Smack FC

13. Yellow Card Yappers

14. The Trash Talkers

15. Kickin’ & Screamin’

16. The Untouchaballs

17. Mad Skillz Club

18. Keep Calm and Pass

19. We Make ‘Em Cry

20. Too Cool for Cleats

Inside Joke or League-Themed Names

Whether it’s based on a team ritual, coach quirk, or sideline snack, inside jokes make the best team names. These options capture all the chaos and charm of your league’s unique personality—and make every game a little more fun.

1. The Lost Shin Guards

2. Coach’s Kids

3. Orange Slice United

4. Half-Time Heroes

5. Late for Practice

6. Where’s the Ball?

7. The Huddle Buddies

8. Water Break Warriors

9. Bench Warmers Anonymous

10. The Friday Night Footies

11. Field Trip FC

12. Parent Taxi United

13. Team Snacks First

14. The Practice Skippers

15. We Only Score at Recess

16. Don’t Kick Me Bro

17. Rain Delay Royals

18. Whistle Chasers

19. Team Name Pending

20. Wait… We Have a Game?