357 Funny Dirty Names For Adults To Prank Your Friends

Let’s be real—sometimes, the best kind of humor is the kind that makes you snort-laugh and wonder if you should be ashamed. Whether you’re planning a wild party, jazzing up a group chat, or just in the mood for a good giggle, funny dirty names for adults are the perfect mix of crude and clever.

These aren’t your average nicknames—they’re pun-packed, eyebrow-raising gems meant for grown-ups who don’t mind a little mischief. From classic innuendos to downright ridiculous fake names, we’ve rounded up the funniest options that’ll have your friends cracking up in no time.

Classic Crude Name Puns

These are the gold standard of immature hilarity. If you grew up giggling at “Ben Dover” or “Anita Hardcock,” you’ll love this collection of time-tested pun names that still hit the funny bone every time you say them out loud.

Seymour Butz
Anita Hardcock
Harry P. Ness
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Ivana Humpalot
Lou Sass
Jack Goff
Al Kaholic
Drew Peacock
Pat Myaz
Phil McCracken
Ura Snotball
Bea O’Problem
Willie Stroker
Moe Lester
Rusty Kuntz
I.P. Freely
Hugh Janus
Gabe Itch
Barry McKockiner
Cam L. Toe
Rick O’Shea
Don Keydick
Amanda Mount
Hal Jalikee
Terry Aki
Bud Light
Toby Lerone
Wayne Kerr
Anita Dump
Chuck U. Farley
Maya Buttreeks
Barb Dwyer
Paige Turner
Sandy Beach
Pete Sake
Warren Peace
Brock Lee
Bill Board
Tess Tickle
Joe King
Neil Down
Chris P. Bacon
Sal Ami

Dirty Names for Party Games or Icebreakers

Perfect for adult game nights, drinking games, or introducing chaos at your next gathering. These names are harmlessly naughty, wildly creative, and guaranteed to get your party crowd laughing—and possibly blushing.

Ivana Tinkle
Lotta Buxom
Willy B. Harder
Hugh Jorgan
Faye Kinnitt
Dixie Normous
Bo Nerr
Buck Naked
Gus T. Wind
Mary Juana
Holly Wood
Ella Vator
Don Key Punch
Neil B. Forme
Stu Pidasso
Ray Sinclaire
Anita Shave
Hugh G. Rection
Tara Wrist
Felicity Spread
Ophelia Cox
Eileen Dover
Anita Lay
Ivana Blow
Barb E. Cue
Summer Sausage
Brooke Trout
Cam E. Sutra
Drew Blood
Sal Lami
Sharon Peters
Will Power
Rick Shaw
Tex Avery
Rusty Bedspring
Reese Witherpoon
Bo Baggins
Neil Cox
Manny Licker
Marsha Mellow
Izzy Cumming
Pat Hiscock
Lance Boyle
Fay Slift

Innuendo-Filled First + Last Name Combos

Say them slowly. Then say them again. These first and last name mashups sound totally innocent—until you realize what you’ve just said. Great for prank calls, fake sign-ups, or testing your friends’ sense of humor.

Mike Litoris
Al Beback
Sasha T. Crotch
Harry Cooter
Lance A. Lot
Betty Humpter
Chuck Roast
Dick Long
Misty Mounds
Ben T. Over
Anita Dick
Hugh G. Dick
Moe Lest
Ima Cummer
Justin Time
Stan Still
Les Bian
Cliff Hanger
Cherry Poppins
Willie B. Mine
Misty Slutcakes
Harry Pitz
Dick Hertz
Anita Job
Ima Pigg
Gaye Boi
Jenny Taylia
Jack Mehoff
Bobbi Pinn
Clint Uranus
Ivana Bang
Jenna Talia
Alotta Vagina
Pete Onme
Gail Forcewind
Seymour Weiner
Mo Lester
Neil B. Hind
Beau Tox
Lotta Titz
Sandy Cracks
Shanda Lear
Ura Pean
Dawn Keer

Dirty Names with a Profession Twist

Want your fake name to sound official and ridiculous at the same time? These “professional” names combine adult humor with job titles, making them perfect for business cards you’ll never hand out—but wish you could.

Dr. Moe Lester
Pat Mybutt, DDS
Hugh G. Rection, CPA
Al Lickman, Esq.
Seymour Tipz, RN
Ivana Plow, Therapist
Stu D. Pidity, Engineer
Bill Board, Marketer
Gina Lottabush, HR
Ben Dover, Tax Consultant
Anita Blow, Dentist
Lola Lickalot, Nurse
Harry Beavers, Contractor
Bob Wire, Electrician
Rick Tickle, Chiropractor
Lance Hardwood, Carpenter
Dr. Anita Bath
Cindy Spread, Masseuse
Wanda Lick, Cosmetologist
Earl E. Riser, Morning Show Host
Drew Peacock, Graphic Designer
Seymour Gash, OB-GYN
Phil McCrackin, Mechanic
Tara Harder, Plumber
Dixie Normous, Architect
Rod Stroker, Driving Instructor
Mel T. Down, Analyst
Bo Nerr, Bartender
Sal Ami, Caterer
Ty Coon, Economist
Cliff Banger, Stuntman
Hugh Janus, Therapist
Jim Nastics, Coach
Willie Suckit, Janitor
Gabe Itch, Dermatologist
Hal Jalikee, Chef
Al Kaholic, Brewer
Maya Buttreeks, Masseuse
Sue Flay, Baker
Joe King, Stand-up Comic
Ray Sinclaire, Pilot
Chris P. Bacon, Butcher
Rick Shaw, Chauffeur
Neil Down, Yoga Instructor
Brock Lee, Nutritionist

Funny Sexy Names for Roleplay or Flirty Texts

A little bit spicy, a little bit silly—these names are ideal for couples who love to flirt and laugh in equal measure. Use them in private texts, steamy DMs, or just to surprise your partner with a laugh mid-day.

Mistress Moanica
Sir Licksalot
Captain Thrust
Lola Licks
Major Caress
Naughty McTease
Giggles Galore
Kissyface Killa
Countess of Curves
The Tonguenator
Princess Pounce
Dr. Feelmore
Spanky Sparkle
The Lick Commander
Lady Whipsalot
Mr. Smooth Moves
Seductra Flame
Baron von Tease
Rico Suave Jr.
Duke of Desire
Sparkle Spanks
General Flirt
Queen Teasela
Bunny Bliss
Mistah Moans
Cuddle Beast
Foxy Tease
Teaser Tot
Whisper Vixen
Hot Buns Deluxe
Flirtacus
Count Cuddles
Pillow Thief
Babezilla
Kiss Bandit
Snuggle Tamer
Sass Master Flex
Bedhead Babe
Snuggle Beast
Moan Siren
Princess PantyDrop
Sugar N’ Spanks
Lip Lock Legend
Thrust Trap
Pleasure Nugget

Gender-Neutral Dirty Names

Humor knows no gender, and neither do these playful puns. Whether for yourself, a friend, or an all-inclusive group chat, these names work for anyone ready to bring bold, cheeky energy to the table.

Jesse Longrod
Casey Deepwood
Sam McNasty
Taylor Thrust
Chris P. Deep
Cameron Lickson
Riley Rumps
Morgan Mountjoy
Alex Teasewell
Jordan V. Bottom
Quinn N. Thrust
Blake Bangston
Sky Sizzle
Remy Touchmore
Avery Caresson
Reese Moans
Jamie McSpank
Peyton Flexwell
Harper Tingle
Toni N. Peek
Charlie Kissalot
Sage Pullmore
Drew Lovesalot
Cory Winkwell
Max Lickfield
Rowan Peeks
Shawn Fondler
Kendall Blush
Dakota Spankton
Jules Pleasureson
Casey S. Touch
Terry N. Tease
Frankie Glide
Robin Sways
Emery Feelswell
Devon Cuddles
Blair N. Touch
Cory Fiddleson
Skyler Winks
Ash Huggins
Rory Rumbles
Taylor Grinds
Ellis O’Feels
Reagan Teasely
Jordan Smooches

Dirty Names for Group Chats or Team Names

Naming your squad for trivia night? Setting up a chaotic group chat? These dirty and hilarious group name ideas are built for teams who thrive on jokes that toe the line—but never cross it completely.

The Morning Woodworkers
Moan Patrol
Clam Diggers FC
Lick and Run
Team Thrust First
The Suck Squad
The Innuendudes
Sir Sucks-a-Lot and Friends
Naughty by Nature
The Tease League
Spank Bankers
Sweatpants Coalition
Full Frontal Fun
No Pants No Problem
Kiss & Tell Krew
Hump Day Heroes
The Fuzzy Handcuffs
Blowtorch Unit
Flirt Factory
Buns of Anarchy
The Caress Club
Naughty Nerds
Midnight Moan Team
The Sauce Squad
Mischief Managers
Touchdown There
The Lick List
Bootycall Battalion
Snuggle Hustle
Sweaty Squad Goals
Missionary Impossible
Group Thrust
Hump Huddle
The Whip Whisperers
Cheeky Champions
Body Count Club
The Grind Society
Seduction Alliance
Giggle & Grind Gang
Team Heatwave
Dirty Deed Doers
Makeout Masters
The Steam Team
The Hot Seat Society
Flirt Fest Committee

Wildly Inappropriate But Hilarious Names

These names are outrageous, over-the-top, and definitely NSFW. Perfect for shocking your friends or just having a laugh at your own bold sense of humor, these picks go where few fake names dare to go.